In defense of the six minute visit

This is in defense of the six minute visit.

There is a kind of cold call aspect to my job that has taken years for me to accept with grace and poise. When I explain to patients and families that I’m calling to offer emotional support, some people are immediately hesitant. I’m sure this is partly because of the way we view mental health in this country but that’s not the point of this particular post; suffice it to say, people are on guard when I explain why a hospice social worker is offering them a visit. The nurse, the home health aide, even the chaplain: their roles are very clear to patients and their families. But when I say that I just want to talk, that makes some people feel weird.

So over the years, I’ve become practiced in how to get people to talk to me, a stranger. (And, since the pandemic, a stranger wearing a mask, which really hinders the non-verbal cues. But again, I digress).  When I see a new patient, which I do once or twice a week, I have a kind of game plan: I start with an informal list of questions that I offer to my patients and their families. They range from the mundane (where are you from originally?) to the thorny (what are you afraid of?). Sometimes those questions lead to a lovely, rapport building visit and I feel I’ve done something useful. Other times though, I’m not welcomed to stay. I don’t mean I’m unceremoniously kicked out; it’s more that it becomes clear to me that the patient or the family do not want to talk to me. I am, after all, a stranger, if a well-meaning one.

At a recent visit, this exact thing happened: there were introductions, I explained the purpose of my visit, and the patient’s adult children very kindly thanked me for coming and then said they were fine and I should feel free to hit the road. So, after only six minutes of standing in the living room, I left. The patient was hours from death; the family was all present and all on board with hospice philosophy. They had funeral plans, they were following the medication regiment, they were making jokes about death (a very solid coping mechanism). They really and truly did not need social work intervention.

And yet! My critical inner monologue kicked in as soon as I began the walk back to my car: six minutes! That wasn’t long enough! I did something wrong. Maybe a better social worker would have pressed. Perhaps a better social worker would have explained in greater detail what the visit was for. Was I distracted? Burnt out? Having an off day? I could have asked to stay, I could have insisted on seeing the patient with my own eyes, I could have… completely alienated a lovely family who made their needs known to me the moment I walked in the door.

Because that is the thing about this job: you have to have an innate ability to both read the room and find the places to push. Sometimes there are no places to push. There are no weak spots or cracked open doors to lean against. Sometimes I have to trust my instincts that I am an unwanted guest and get out before I start to cause harm. That family did not need me. Six minutes was plenty of time for them; why shouldn’t it be plenty of time for me too?